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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told
me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." Rodney Dangerfield

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."

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December Celebrations

Happy Birthday!

December 1 - Edna Davis Carroll (1894-1979)
December 1 - Patricia Ann Boteler (1945)
December 1 - Donna Marie Boteler Daily (1967)
December 2 - Patrick Stephen Haynes (1982)
December 5 - Madeleine Marie Kinnane (1996)
December 8 - Ann Elizabeth Boteler  (1949)
December 12 - Erika Margaret Theisen (1989)
December 15 - John Michael Pike (1963)
December 21 - Shane Edward Boteler (2011)
December 22 - Paul William Boteler (1956)
December 22 - Brian Fitzgerald Sebold (1983)
December 29 - Janice Ann Sebold (1949)
December 31 - Matthew Alan Bickley (1974)
December 31 - Rebecca Lynn Boteler (1980)
December 31 - Sconsett William Juracich (2009)

Happy Anniversary!

December 28 - David & Hannah Pike (2007)

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An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarried." she asked him "if I died tomorrow would you get remarried?" he said "sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely." then she asked "well would you two live in this house?" he replied "sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage." she asked again, angry now "well would she sleep in this bed?" he snickered and said "yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it." she asked irately, "well would she use my golf clubs?" he replied with a straight, serious face "no. She's left handed."

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.


Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?


The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

-George Carlin


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