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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told
me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." Rodney Dangerfield

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."

History of the Boteler Family in America

October Celebrations

Happy Birthday!

October 5 - Michael Joseph Sebold (1960)
October 6 - Kathryn Ann Mathews (1951)
October 9 - Justin Michael Haynes (1980)
October 11 - William James Boteler (1943)
October 11 - James Patrick Bowser (1991)
October 12 - Ian Zachary Theisen  (1995)
October 15 - Martin Bruce Bowser III (1998)
October 19 - Steven Michael Lacey (1948)
October 20 - David Robert Pike (1966)
October 25 - Kevin Michael Boteler (1981)
October 26 - Michael Brendan Bickley (1978)
October 27 - Sean Patrick Gerding (1986)
October 28 - Judy Kirk Sebold (1954)

Happy Anniversary!

October 2  - John & Cathy Boteler (1982)
October 13 - Kevin & Amanda Boteler (2006)
October 19 - Steve & Terry Lacey  (1974)
October 20 - Jimmy & Judy Sebold  (1990)
October 23 - Karen & Mike Scully  (1999)
October 27 - Jeff & Bobbi Boteler (2007)
October 31 - Donna & John Patroulis (1998)

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An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarried." she asked him "if I died tomorrow would you get remarried?" he said "sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely." then she asked "well would you two live in this house?" he replied "sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage." she asked again, angry now "well would she sleep in this bed?" he snickered and said "yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it." she asked irately, "well would she use my golf clubs?" he replied with a straight, serious face "no. She's left handed."

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.


Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?


The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

-George Carlin


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