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A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I
The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."
A recent study found the average
golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether
or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the
death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his
pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No
I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed
the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was
dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's
brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out
practicing law somewhere."
October 5 - Michael Joseph Sebold (1960)
October 6 - Kathryn Ann Mathews (1951)
October 9 - Justin Michael Haynes (1980)
October 11 - William James Boteler (1943)
October 11 - James Patrick Bowser (1991)
October 12 - Ian Zachary Theisen (1995)
October 15 - Martin Bruce Bowser III (1998)
October 19 - Steven Michael Lacey (1948)
October 20 - David Robert Pike (1966)
October 25 - Kevin Michael Boteler (1981)
October 26 - Michael Brendan Bickley (1978)
October 27 - Sean Patrick Gerding (1986)
October 28 - Judy Kirk Sebold (1954)
October 2 - John & Cathy Boteler
October 13 - Kevin & Amanda Boteler (2006)
19 - Steve & Terry Lacey (1974)
October 22 - Jimmy & Judy Sebold
October 23 - Karen & Mike Scully (1999)
October 27 - Jeff & Bobbi Boteler (2007)
October 31 - Donna & John Patroulis (1998)
An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up
from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband
awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was
wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got
remarried." she asked him "if I died tomorrow would you get
remarried?" he said "sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my
life lonely." then she asked "well would you two live in this
house?" he replied "sure, we just got finished paying off our
mortgage." she asked again, angry now "well would she sleep in
this bed?" he snickered and said "yes, of course, this bed is
brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it." she
asked irately, "well would she use my golf clubs?" he replied
with a straight, serious face "no. She's left handed."