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A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you."

The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."
 

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."
 

 

September Celebrations

Happy Birthday!

September 3 - Laura Jean Boteler (1984)
September 11 - Eric James Sebold (1981)
September 12 - Luke Douglas Kans (2006)
September 13 - John Joseph Mathews (1951)
September 14 - Kathleen Theresa Gerding (1954)

September 16 - Timothy Michael Flemion (1969)
September 18 - Katelyn Elizabeth Gerding (1992)
September 19 - Hayden Nathaniel Bowser (2006)
September 20 - Nicole Mary Boteler  (1990)
September 22 - Michael Stephen Scully (1970)
September 27 - Gerald Edward Sebold (1928)

Happy Anniversary!

September 4 - Rita & Jerry Sebold  (1948)
September 4 - Michael & Bobbie Boteler (1987)
September 10 - Mike & Connie Sebold (1983)
September 11 - Jeannie & Rob Izzi (1982)
September 25 - Harmon & Naomi Boteler (1938)

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An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarried." she asked him "if I died tomorrow would you get remarried?" he said "sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely." then she asked "well would you two live in this house?" he replied "sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage." she asked again, angry now "well would she sleep in this bed?" he snickered and said "yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it." she asked irately, "well would she use my golf clubs?" he replied with a straight, serious face "no. She's left handed."


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