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A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you."

The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."
 

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."
 


Beach Week 8-1 to 8-8

 

April Celebrations

Happy Birthday!

April 2 - Ava Samone Lyons (2005)
April 5 - Jack Allen Bivens (2004)
April 6 - John Harmon Boteler (1960)
April 8 - Michael Cade Lacey (1981)
April 10 - William E. Lacey III (1944)
April 11 - Charles Edward Bivens (2002)
April 15 - Carolyn Marie Bickley (1947)
April 15 - Jennifer Marie Izzi (1983)
April 16 - Kelly Lynn Sebold (1983)
April 17 - Mary Ann Bivens (1942)
April 22 - Nicholas Miguel Pike (2003)
April 23 - Robert Vincent Izzi (1953)
April 23 - Erin Elizabeth Mathews (1983)
April 24 - Carly Shae Pike (2009)

Happy Anniversary!

April 7 - Kathy & John Gerding  (1979)
April 8 - Donna & Jack Daily (2006)
April 20 - Carol & Marty Bowser (1990)
April 24 - Tim & Ellen Boteler  (1999)
April 28 - Edna and James Carroll (1919)
April 29 - Michael Harmon & Mary Ann Boteler (1912)

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An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarried." she asked him "if I died tomorrow would you get remarried?" he said "sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely." then she asked "well would you two live in this house?" he replied "sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage." she asked again, angry now "well would she sleep in this bed?" he snickered and said "yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it." she asked irately, "well would she use my golf clubs?" he replied with a straight, serious face "no. She's left handed."


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