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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told
me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." Rodney Dangerfield
 

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere."
 

History of the Boteler Family in America

June Celebrations

Happy Birthday!

June 1 - Joseph Bickley (1947)
June 1 - John Donald Gerding (1956)
June 2 - Alexandra Marley Pike (1996)
June 4 - Charles William Bivens (1943)
June 4 - Amy Lynne Boteler (1992)
June 12 - Michael Harmon Boteler (1889-1945)
June 12 - Taylor Erin Sebold  (1991)
June 16 - Joseph Mark Borkowski (1950)
June 19 - Jennifer Kans (1969)
June 19 - Amanda Constantino Boteler (1982)
June 19 - Gillian Rose Kans (2009)
June 22 - Timothy Joseph Bickley (1985)
June 28 - William Emmanuel Lacey Jr.  (1918-2006)
June 30 - Karen Ann Scully (1970-2004)

Happy Anniversary!

June 2 - Chris & Steve Haynes  (1973)
June 26 - Bridget & Craig Collin  (1993)

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An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarried." she asked him "if I died tomorrow would you get remarried?" he said "sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely." then she asked "well would you two live in this house?" he replied "sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage." she asked again, angry now "well would she sleep in this bed?" he snickered and said "yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it." she asked irately, "well would she use my golf clubs?" he replied with a straight, serious face "no. She's left handed."
 

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

 

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

 

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

-George Carlin

 


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